Ahh, binder clips. The better-looking, beefier cousin of the paper clip. Thanks for holding everything together…

ODE TO THE BINDER CLIP
by Shawn Washburn

When life’s hard to handle and we’re losing our grip
You hold things together with the power of one clip
With a steely resolve and some teeth made for clamping
You make it look easy, you’re never found cramping

Like a small metal pit bull, who’s loyal and true
Your jaws won’t let go unless we tell you to
Relentlessly clinging to your paper prize
Your power’s amazing for such a small size

So thank you for order that you bring to our chaos
Leaving no page behind, you consistently save us
Our desks are much cleaner because of your service
Now, go take a load off, we know you deserve it

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