Real Church Heroes – Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer

Real Church Heroes – Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer

I created the REAL CHURCH HEROES series as a way to highlight and show appreciation to the many church volunteers who give so freely of their time and gifts. Based on the popular “Real Heroes” ads.

Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer

“Presenting…Real Heroes of your church”
  “Real Heroes of your church”

“Today, we salute you, Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer”
  “Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer”

“When others hold their noses and flee the scene, you boldly rush into the fumes and say ‘It’s go time’”
  “Time to change some stinkies”

“Like a modern-day David, you take on your smelly pint-sized Goliath armed with only five smooth wipes and the power of God”
  “David never changed a blowout”

“After a hard-fought battle, you cast out those evil spirits of stench and banish them into the abyss of the diaper pail”
  “Wow, this thing is full”

“So hang in there, diaper deputy, and don’t throw in the towel…it just might get soiled in the process”

  “Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer”

Real Church Heroes – Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer

Real Church Heroes – Mr. Church Door Greeter Person

I created the REAL CHURCH HEROES series as a way to highlight and show appreciation to the many church volunteers who give so freely of their time and gifts. Based on the popular “Real Heroes” ads.

Mr. Church Door Greeter Person

“Presenting…Real Heroes of your church”
  “Real Heroes of your church”

“Today, we salute you, Mr. Church Door Greeter Person”
  “Mr. Church Door Greeter Person”

“A welcome sight to visitors, your smile beams with an intensity matched only by a Cleveland sports fan whose team finally won a championship”
  “I’ve never known that feeling”

“Like a child carefully examining the contents of a refrigerator, you determine to hold the door open until your appointed job is done”
  “Or you’ve let out all the cold air”

“Your handshake and friendly greeting send your welcomed guests on their way with a warm, fuzzy feeling”
  “Have a bless-ed morning”

“So take a break in the Cafe, O greeter of the masses, and shake hands with a refreshing beverage.”

  “Mr. Sunday Morning Greeter Person”

Real Church Heroes – Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer

Real Church Heroes – Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy

I created the REAL CHURCH HEROES series as a way to highlight and show appreciation to the many church volunteers who give so freely of their time and gifts. Based on the popular “Real Heroes” ads.

Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy

“Presenting…Real heroes of your church”
“Real heroes of your church”

“Today, we salute you, Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy”
  “Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy”

“When people told you they’d never park off-site and ride in your big white behemoth, you laughed and bribed them with free food from the Cafe”
  “First-timers only”

“Like a clown driving a circus car, you manage to fit an insane amount of people inside your vehicle at one time, without breaking traffic laws”
  “Don’t forget about the seat belts”

“As captain of the U.S.S. Trinity, you navigate your large vessel through the sea of traffic and deliver your precious cargo to its port”
  “You’ve never lost a package”

“So put it in park and turn off the ignition, señor shuttle. Take a well-deserved siesta. You’ve earned it.”

  “Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy”

Real Church Heroes – Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer

Real Church Heroes – Mrs. Bulletin Insert Stuffer

I created the REAL CHURCH HEROES series as a way to highlight and show appreciation to the many church volunteers who give so freely of their time and gifts. Based on the popular “Real Heroes” ads.

 

Mrs. Bulletin Insert Stuffer

“Presenting…Real heroes of your church”
“Real heroes of your church”

“Today, we salute you, Mrs. Bulletin Insert Stuffer”
“Mrs. Bulletin Insert Stuffer”

“Laughing in the face of nasty paper cuts and chapped fingers, you plow through a stack of bulletin inserts with 10-fingered intensity”
“Put away that band-aid”

“A sermon note here, a church picnic flyer there…you deliver these important updates piping hot, wrapped in a bulletin blanket”
“With tender loving care”

“With origami-like precision, you bend and fold your artwork to create an informational masterpiece, suitable for framing”
“Or sticking in your Bible”

“So take a well-deserved coffee break, friend. And though the coffee may stain the outside of the bulletin, it’s what’s on the inside that counts”

“Mrs. Bulletin Insert Stuffer”

Real Church Heroes – Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer

Ode to Starbucks Baristas

Anyone who’s ever stepped foot inside a Starbucks and received a well-crafted brew that hit that spot can attest to the magical powers of these green-cape-wearing super heroes.

 

Ode to Starbucks Baristas

Like a smiling superhero,
With your green cape worn in front
You ask me what I’d like to drink
Then serve me what I want

With lightning speed you brew and pour
And fill my cup near full
Of course you leave me room for cream,
‘Cuz that’s just how I roll

No matter how my day was going,
Now it’s getting better
Your friendliness makes me feel warm
Like a kindness sweater

So keep it up, you’re doing great
And making people smile
You’ll never end up worn out
When you go the extra mile