by Shawn Washburn | Oct 30, 2019 | Creative |
for all those who have ever read a bedtime book to a little human…
STORY TIME… A LITTLE POEM
I scan through the books that I’ve tossed on the floor
In search of the right one for reading
It takes me a while here to sift through the crumbs
From the cracker I’d previously been eating
At last I uncover the most perfect story
And grab it with fingers so tiny
There’s pictures and letters, it’s just the right length
So we’ll finish before I get whiny
With the book in my hand I return to your chair
and climb up in your lap that’s so cozy
There’s less room on here, “Have you gained a few pounds?” I think
But don’t want to be nosey
I lay my head back on your chest for a moment
Relaxed as I feel your heart beating
Then I flip to the first page so there’s no mistaking
It’s time that we get started reading
You read about cows and that circle that’s blue
I’m so proud of how well you are doing
But don’t try to fool me, I know all your tricks
The dogs aren’t the ones that are “mooing”
We look through the pages and I’m getting sleepy
I think that it’s time for some z’s
I’ll just close one eye as you skip to the end
In your arms here I feel so at ease
You think I’m asleep as you put down the book
And you carry me up to my bed
I’m loving each moment as you lay me down
And you kiss me on top of my head
Good night
by Shawn Washburn | Oct 29, 2019 | Creative |
A tribute to those brave moms and dads who have faced… The Diaper Change
ODE TO THE DIAPER CHANGE
As you walk through the room, you can tell without thinking
That someone in diapers has just started stinking
You try to take cover, to hide out of sight
But then you think “No, that just wouldn’t be right”
“Hey honey!” you call out, “your baby needs changing”
“I’ll be in the garage doing some re-arranging…”
A lack of reply from your spouse tells you quickly
This one’s all on you, sir, so better act swiftly
You follow your nose to the one that’s offending
The stench is so strong here, no time for pretending
You reach down and rescue your smelly young peanut
Exclaiming out loud, “Wow that’s strong!”, and you mean it
With baby in hand and an urgency pressing
You rush to the table and start the undressing
Of course, now you realize that this is the day
That layers and layers of clothes are in play
So you pull and unsnap and then slide off the garments
To only find out to your shock and alarm that
What you thought was simple is now more complex
A “blowout” has you in a state of duress
You trudge on in spite of the setback you’re facing
With wipes as your weapons there’s no need for pacing
You’ve trained for this moment and execute quickly
Though fumes from the diaper have you feeling sickly
But soon you are done and your task is completed
The baby is changed and now you’re warmly greeted
With hugs and some kisses from your little treasure
A thank you that’s worth more than all you can measure
by Shawn Washburn | Oct 29, 2019 | Creative |
I created the REAL CHURCH HEROES series as a way to highlight and show appreciation to the many church volunteers who give so freely of their time and gifts. Based on the popular “Real Heroes” ads.
Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer
“Presenting…Real Heroes of your church”
“Real Heroes of your church”
“Today, we salute you, Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer”
“Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer”
“When others hold their noses and flee the scene, you boldly rush into the fumes and say ‘It’s go time’”
“Time to change some stinkies”
“Like a modern-day David, you take on your smelly pint-sized Goliath armed with only five smooth wipes and the power of God”
“David never changed a blowout”
“After a hard-fought battle, you cast out those evil spirits of stench and banish them into the abyss of the diaper pail”
“Wow, this thing is full”
“So hang in there, diaper deputy, and don’t throw in the towel…it just might get soiled in the process”
“Mrs. Baby Nursery Diaper Changer”
by Shawn Washburn | Oct 29, 2019 | Creative |
I created the REAL CHURCH HEROES series as a way to highlight and show appreciation to the many church volunteers who give so freely of their time and gifts. Based on the popular “Real Heroes” ads.
Mr. Church Door Greeter Person
“Presenting…Real Heroes of your church”
“Real Heroes of your church”
“Today, we salute you, Mr. Church Door Greeter Person”
“Mr. Church Door Greeter Person”
“A welcome sight to visitors, your smile beams with an intensity matched only by a Cleveland sports fan whose team finally won a championship”
“I’ve never known that feeling”
“Like a child carefully examining the contents of a refrigerator, you determine to hold the door open until your appointed job is done”
“Or you’ve let out all the cold air”
“Your handshake and friendly greeting send your welcomed guests on their way with a warm, fuzzy feeling”
“Have a bless-ed morning”
“So take a break in the Cafe, O greeter of the masses, and shake hands with a refreshing beverage.”
“Mr. Sunday Morning Greeter Person”
by Shawn Washburn | Oct 25, 2019 | Creative |
I created the REAL CHURCH HEROES series as a way to highlight and show appreciation to the many church volunteers who give so freely of their time and gifts. Based on the popular “Real Heroes” ads.
Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy
“Presenting…Real heroes of your church”
“Real heroes of your church”
“Today, we salute you, Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy”
“Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy”
“When people told you they’d never park off-site and ride in your big white behemoth, you laughed and bribed them with free food from the Cafe”
“First-timers only”
“Like a clown driving a circus car, you manage to fit an insane amount of people inside your vehicle at one time, without breaking traffic laws”
“Don’t forget about the seat belts”
“As captain of the U.S.S. Trinity, you navigate your large vessel through the sea of traffic and deliver your precious cargo to its port”
“You’ve never lost a package”
“So put it in park and turn off the ignition, señor shuttle. Take a well-deserved siesta. You’ve earned it.”
“Mr. Offsite Parking Shuttle Guy”
